The sex talk

Mom: "Hey Kris, are you a lesbian?"
Kris: " Uhhhh no."
Mom: "Are you sure?"
Kris: "Yeah."
Mom: " Well you know you and Bridget look like a couple of dikes. Of course you're the lipstick but you look like dikes."
Kris: "OooooKaaayyyy."
Mom: "Well let me know if you change your mind."
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